Before the Exam:
- Woah, there are so many kids here. I'm not the only one taking the SATs then.
- Oh, God. Look at all those beautiful girls in their nice clothes.
- I wish I left my hobo-looking-jacket in the car.
- Why did I wear this jacket?
- Look at that girl's scarf. Love it.
- Now compare that girl's scarf to my own bulky scarf.
- ...
- Those chairs are so small!
- I can't believe I'm taking the SAT on such a small chair.
- I'm thirsty.
- I'm so desperate for water, I might just ask the girl in front of me for her bottle.
During the Exam:
- WHERE ARE ALL THE VOCABS I MEMORIZED?
- WHY CAN'T I SPOT THE VOCABULARY WORDS I MEMORIZED?
- This Math is easy queasy.
- This question is not easy queasy. I think I just jinxed myself.
- Why does the Critical Reading have to be so... so ugh?
- Thank God it's a writing section now.
- TWO CONSECUTIVE CRITICAL READING SECTIONS?
- Too many instructions.
- Really? So I can't tell my mother about the essay topic? (-When the proctor told us that we shouldn't discuss the essay topic by any means, "including, but not limited to, e-mail, text message," etc, etc..)
After the Exam:
- What. Just. Happened.
- My head.
- My back.
- My legs.
- My stomach.
- I'm hungry.
- Where's dad?
- Did I just spend 5 hours in this place?
- I'm hungry.
